crazysience:

Me before social events

atrafeathers:

pixiedust-paycheck:

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD  WHOOAAAAaaa

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

davesingh:

"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be." -Lincoln

davesingh:

"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be." -Lincoln

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

julius-caesar-official:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

i feel slightly offended